I don't give a ronkey!

Alright, so I'm joining the masses on the blogosphere or whatever....I'm not sure who out there will be interested in what I have to say, but you know what I don't give a ronkey! (Which is what you should tell people when you're at work and you don't want to get written up for saying "ass" to a customer, client, guest, student, etc). I just tried to find a pic to go with all of this so that the two people who read this will think, "damn this is a kick ass first blog, I am so totally insanely jealous of this bitch", but when you search yahoo images for "I don't give a rat's ass" then you get a picture of a cover of people mag with Christina Aguilera and her spawn and another of Rob Van Winkle...aka vanilla ice....aka the main character in the fairy tale about the guy who slept forever and then was woken up by sleeping beauty when she kissed him, yeah, I'm current on my pop culture, that's what happens when you watch a lot of Jeopardy.

Well, that's all for my first post, I don't want to make this one insanely long and set the bar high for how much I write on this thing every time.....gotta start out with the low expectations first, then work your way up from there....it's thinking like that that landed me such a great husband, so single ladies who no longer wish to be single.....you're welcome for solving that problem, and you're lucky I don't charge for my advice....