Thursday, March 3, 2011

Airport thoughts

I was waiting at the airport yesterday morning, to pick up a friend who was coming back to our lovely island after spending some time in the States. Anyway, I saw a crew of three guys, one with a huge video camera, one with a microphone and the other picking is nose, I didn't see what he did with his new found treasure, but I have a few working theories, I'm still running some labs on it though, I'll let you know in 4-6 weeks, if you're still interested. Yeah, I had no idea what they were filming, you never know with the Japanese....if a guy would have walked out dressed like a cockroach wearing a bomb strapped to his chest, it really wouldn't have surprised me, honestly I was surprised that itdidn't happen. But, I started thinking, what if these guys were doing interviews with people in the airport and they came over and asked me some questions.....for instance if they asked me what my favorite place to visit on the island was then I would tell them that I love spending time at the aquarium:


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Then if they asked me what I liked there the most I would tell them that I like watching the dolphins who eat butterflies. I have no idea where this thought came from, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that birds were not doing an effective job as butterfly predators, I see butterflies freakin' everywhere and it's about time they get another predator, so why not a dolphin? Picture this: your backyard is inundated with butterflies and you want a pesticide-free way of getting rid of those pesky little buggers.....then *ding* why not buy a dolphin to keep in your saltwater pool, there are many reasons this is the greatest idea in the history of swimming pools A. you'll never swim alone 2. the dolphin will feed itself during the summer months on butterflies and C. kick ass conversational piece... you're summer bbqs and cocktail parties won't ever be the same again. 
So now all I have to do is check into how I copyright this idea or something, because it's worth millions....at least....and I hope that none of you beat me to that, I have it documented in my blog now, and I know my rights, anything I write on here is legally binding, oh and keep this on the dl when you're hanging out with your PETA friends, I really don't want them to fire bomb my place to try to "save the dolphins" from our backyard saltwater pools, PETA always ruins the fun, I mean the dolphins love jumping up to catch things, might as well solve the butterfly issue while they are doing that....PETA why do you want to make the dolphins unhappy? 


P.S. I'm sorry if this doesn't make much sense, and Jenelle, I totally understand if you want to unbookmark this, I don't do well under pressure...

P.P.S. While I was waiting for my hubby to get his hair cut today, I drew out my dolphin, and I think I'm on to something big, because the dolphin looks totally happy, and not mistreated like PETA assumes, goes to show you that they don't always know what makes marine mammals happy...sometimes they don't know everything....see for yourself:

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P.P.P.S. Ok the pics in the blog are kind of pointless, but if you click on the ones below you'll see them larger and in charger!
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